Scientists have discovered a species of giant lizard as long as a full-grown man is tall and endowed with a double penis.The secretive but brightly-coloured beast, a monitor lizard, is a close cousin of the Komodo Dragon of Indonesia.
Unlike the fearsome Dragon, it is not a carnivore, nor does it feast on rotting meat. Instead, it is entirely peaceable and tucks into fruit.
Dubbed Varanus bitatawa, the lizard measures 6ft 5ins (2m) in length, according to the account, published by Britain's Royal Society.
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